Welcome To India

Welcome to India and I say Namastey

And we beat on them dogs like everyday,

Big chains fat canes see doggies crying

And the biting don’t start until the beating.

 

They don’t drink beer till I hop in,

And don’t stop until the owner comes in,

While drinking wine through my glass of wine

I see a bulldog oh hell its mine.

 

Now we rock Arkansas howdy we say,

And we ride on them bulls like everyday,

Huge fries low price see tacos invading

And the place with the taco open till morning.

 

They don’t drink the pepper till the doctor walks in,

And don’t resist until they have that feeling,

In this free time, in this mad time

I was eating my lunch hey fool that’s mine.

 

Welcome to central where Rousseau has bad days

And she came on the stage but got booed right away,

The teachers in the classes don’t know what they say

And stop our cussing while they do it everyday.

 

They don’t start the classes till I drop in,

And I get ashamed when I’m rapping,

In the class time, in the students time,

I stand up in the class and waste their time.

 

We goin’ all the way to the Middle East!!

 

Now we go to Alkhaida where Bin Laden plays

And he rides on them camels like everyday,

Bad militia in the desert see Americans intruding

And the bombing don’t start till 6 in the evening.

 

They don’t smoke weed till I walk in,

I get beaten up when I’m leaving.

In the mean time in between time,

I come out of the restroom that bling bling’s mine.

 

What?………Who?……Why?